thanks

Hey!!! That’s my line! (Except substitute cock for card.)

Long time friend of Andy, way before she was on the show.

Outback

But do you think you are as irresistibly foxy as ol’ Mikey thinks he is? Dude believes he convert a lesbian, don’t ya think?

Whaddaya talk? The Upper East Side is a bastion of diversity (if you count the nannies, housekeepers and doormen). 

That is very nice of you, though my mother always said it was rude to tell people how to spend money you are gifting them, though wording it as a suggestion is acceptable: Maybe this will come in handy for . . ..

What kind of “vacation” time might she be looking at?

I look at that photo and all I can think is, “wow, what a pair of hose!”

You know he would argue that he didn’t mean it “that way” and you are just being PC, which his party is rebelling against, so there is no shaming him.

All I can think when I look at that photo is “what a pair of hose.” (Thank, you, I’ll be here all week.)

The Jezebel staff just knows when it gets sold off, they will each receive a hand-written, hand-delivered message offering sincere apologies.

Besides, according to Wikipedia:

That scene is a beautiful encapsulation of the tossed salad that is Girls.

It may be vegetarian, but it looks exactly like when I got tired of taking care of them so I roasted all 10 of my pet finches with their feathers on.

So true:

I guess as long as one meets your definition of “an ethnic person” (I mean, really, who isn’t?) you are allowed to play any “ethnic character.

Mr. Yunioshi

Try this response: They’re saying, “your boss is a fucking idiot.”

If you go to a sushi buffet for sushi, you get what you deserve.