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Moley Russell's Wart
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Didn’t Kim Jong Il shoot an 18 on 18 holes once? Our tyrant can’t even finish under par! Sad!

It shouldn’t amaze me like it does, yet every time something is written about this, I can’t help but think about the fans that cry traitor at players like KD and LeBron, when the second a team thinks they can do better a player is done.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Good for J.T. It’s about time some right wingers started protesting.

Watching the fan take off his hat in preparation to fight a NFL player just really tickled me for some reason.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Not as shameless as New England asking fans to Masterlock™ arms to honor America’s security. 

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

that was a big win, though...

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

My god, he’s pushing a chicken on a hammock swing. What a life

Jesus are you in a 4 team league?

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

Is she related to Mike Huckabee? Because she’s a terrible human being and she shares her maiden name with him.

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Or foot stuff!

The USPS sort mark is clearly visible. As for the stamp? All small mail items (letters, packages that are not thicker than 3/4″) are run through a postal machine that sprays used stamps and tracking labels with a luminescent dye of a different color than the stamps original coating to mark them as used. This is not