“He went as long as he could”

“Just shows me what they got over there.”

Take em & rake em.

98% chance his other hat says “make America great again”

They should replace him with Bob Ley.

I’m beginning to not enjoy this Trump guy.

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

I feel like Bartolo’s uniform should include suspenders at this point.

The new Big Baller shoes are out.

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

One can only hope that Judge will inspire a generation of hulking young men to play baseball instead of destroying their brains by playing football.

It became OK the moment they did the WWE / BBB Promo. Your hands are clean. Fuck ‘em

dumber

or stopping for Taco Bell before a long car trip?

Agreed. It’s sullying Waco’s good name.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

Yeah man, I prefer to get all of my edgy badass commentary from the comment section of Deadspin

I thought everyone already has the Timberwolves number.

Well, there goes the Clippers’ run of being somewhat slightly kind of sort of but ultimately not really relevant.