Well, there goes the Clippers’ run of being somewhat slightly kind of sort of but ultimately not really relevant.

Maybe the killer whales are finally orca-nizing?

when i typed that sentence i smiled to myself and thought “this will get someone mad”

Has anyone gotten 10 APG from a roster that’s 98% Future Let’s Remember Some Guys?

Russ deserves MVP just for wringing 10+ assists per game from that dogshit roster.

It sounds like the Let’s Remember Some Guys Invitational.

The worst part is that Snyder is making them walk there.

Meh, he can’t land a backhand but he hits a reasonable forehand. That said, those pics belong in the FUPA Hall of Fame.

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

I read that his name was Grayson and was unsurprised by his take.

If your only chance of scoring is hitting the catcher so hard he drops the ball it probably isn’t a clean baseball play

I was at a minor league game the other day because a friend’s company let us have their box, and a foul ball came into our seats. We gave it to the kid with his dad sitting below/in front of the box seats, because we aren’t psychotic man children.

Okay, you got me! I’m being a dick. I’m okay with it.

Not Cleveland.

“You know what I like.”

I could watch Lebron lose by 20 3 times a week for the rest of my life.

Nice. Floor sweep truther. Need something to make this series exciting.

I never heard of that tradition of respecting an outgoing players’ number. Obviously, the new guy #4 must be beaned.

I would like to humbly suggest that “pushing one’s kids to excel” and “deciding before they are born that they must fulfill your own thwarted ambitions and micromanaging their lives toward that goal from birth onward” are not the same thing but are in fact quite different things.

John Daly calls that a Thursday.