I, for one, am amazed that a security guard who wears wristbands would take his job a little too seriously and take a ball away from a kid.

Fuck this guy. Who starts chants for themselves?

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

LET’S NAME SOME GUYS!

Sir Escort of Ford, Count Dodge Dakota . . .

So...he has risen?

“Not as a member of the Knicks” is the only acceptable answer here.

“Here is some extremely white shit” could also be said of every lacrosse game ever played.

Keep digging the hole you’re in and you’re going to hit China-America.

Well, actually, if you listen to it again, he basically just repeated the other announcer’s comment.

Your comment sounds like a Chinese women trying to describe sex.

Boom went the health coverage of millions of Americans.

“We clapped for Adam Jones AND Isiah Thomas last night! CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS.”

With all due respect to the dodgers’ current announcer, who delivered fine calls on all of these home runs, I miss vin scully so much.

“Whatever...”

No, but I was sure to yell “sacre bleu! uh-hoh-hoh-hoh” loudly and as an offensive caricature of their culture after they pretended to not speak English or know where their convenience store was.