Thanks for publishing these emails. As they say, sunlight is the best disinfectant, and it also prevent Ricketts.

That kind of nihilism seems reductive. I mean, we’re all going to die, the sun will swallow the earth, and the universe will eventually becoming unimaginably cold and dark.

Yes. We should hear both sides of climate science, vote suppression, and ethnic cleansing.

Their game against Tennessee on Sunday should be a fun one

Here’s your star for “Chadrick Dickmaggot III”.

This edition of Dead Letters is lame and seems to be missing the usual spelling errors or CAPS LOCK issues. I will reconsider my judgment if this was “Sent from my Galaxy Note 8"

I’m getting paid for my comments.  I certainly hope all of you are.

I only celebrate the Irish after they lose their bowl game every year.

Having only your staff pic to go on, you seem in the correct age range to have placed New Year’s (Eve and Day) above other holidays.

Putting ketchup on steaks should definitely evoke shame, but I mean, it’s not as bad as putting ketchup on a hot dog.

You can see all you need to see in New Hampshire from I-95 for the 15mins you’re on it from Mass to Maine. There ain’t much there.

You’re in luck! Mahomes won’t have a Sophomore Slump next season, and I’ll put all the money I own on it.

“Me And My Boy Snuck Into The Greatest Football Game Ever Played”

Wow you went from 31 to 84 real fast in that last paragraph

Your drinking choices are similar to that of a 45 year old divorcee from Dallas named Sharon who is on a girls weekend in Nashville.

I’d much rather to listen to “We Built This City” than “White Rabbit.”

He probably went to Rutgers. I’m not sure though, I wish the commentators would say what school he went to more often. 

So stinking proud of Nevada. Laxalt lost too. 

Plus every time you say it an eagle “CAWS!!!” in the background.

Does it get dark at 4:30 pm in the winter in Seattle? Or is it just varying shades of gray?