Wow! What is going on? The only thing I can even fathom comparing this to is if the White House leaked impeachment talking points to Democrats.

The votes have to be cast before the start of the playoffs. 

If only the rules allowed the Mets to substitute in Ramos after Syndergaard exits the game, thus providing for increased offense in the later innings and fewer runs allowed earlier.  Such a shame that’s not permitted.   

Wait, is that Father Terry from Boston?

I hear this entire thread in Conan O’Brien’s voice.

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

Is it possible to support the writers and staff of Deadspin without supporting the owners?

Yes.

In honor of David Koch, is it ever truly morally acceptable to cheer a death?

Pretty bold on the SEC call. (Per 538, none have a 50%+ chance. The two highest are Tennessee (44% of making Elite Eight) and Kentucky (47% chance of making Elite Eight)). Anyway, I think Tennessee or Kentucky could make the Final 4. Perhaps both even. But, I think, if necessary, the refs are going to do LSU in before…

position players will only be permitted to pitch in extra innings or if their team is leading or trailing by seven or more runs unless they have been previously designated by their team as a two-way player which can only be done if those players have pitched 20 innings or appeared in 20 games in which they made…

Fuck. I don't want to *listen* to content

I have to imagine if I had a life where I could do my grocery shopping between 6 and 8 am on a weekday, I would just spend that time sleeping. 

First they want to take 70 percent of our income and now this. I’m not going to grow any more businesses or create any more jobs because it just doesn’t pay to be rich at this point!

Until the Rams give me a multi-million dollar 100% guaranteed contract, we’ll never know who’s really better.

I think it’s spelled Gym Jordan?

I mean... the answer is “yes” so I don’t know what point you’re trying to make here.

It’s like they think they fucking invented food. Meanwhile, these are people who butter their cereal.

Zaxby’s doesn’t do bone in chicken if that helps you figure out where you were. (Except wings, but you can’t get a Breast or thigh or drumstick)

The reason the future never happens in football is because offenses innovate, defenses adjust, and then instead of improving on their innovations, offensive coordinators through at a whole page of their playbook that was working. The read-option broke the league, defenses figured out how to contain, and the majority…