I know but for some reason the dipshit ran for president and somehow won.

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

I wish you were a lady, because by your logic, that rant would have been two to three paragraphs shorter.

My first NBA memory also involves the Bulls, but it probably had Artis Gilmore in it.

Imagine if you had to use real money to buy it.

i know it’s humor, but ‘hell’? a friend has over 180K+ on his Hyundai and other than tires and brakes and windshield wipers, literally the only things he’s had to replace were the timing chain and an emissions sensor (and the timing chain was a pre-emptive replacement (technically it was still 50K later than…

It’s take a “tack” not “tact.” (Not trying to be a dick—I used to edit publications. I only correct grammar when it’s a legitimate publication like this where the writer might want to correct it.)

When Budweiser spent four million (donatable, if they’d truly cared) dollars to congratulate themselves for converting their breweries to ship cans of water to hurricane-ravaged parts of the country, I (and, I presume, the rest of the viewing public) cracked “...and the best part is, all they had to change was the…

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

Shit like this enrages me so much that it makes me want to throw my keyboard against the wall. Which is fine, because the Logitech 2600 Wireless Keyboard is built to sustain impacts of up to 600 pounds of force.

Sure, the piece of shit characters.

I take that as a compliment. I really do. Many is the bad take hill I’m willing to die on. To say Thome is remotely as good a player as Larry Walker is today’s hill.

McHenry showed up on Clay Travis’s radio show this morning to talk in depth about her Twitter following, and didn’t expose or “expsose” the liberal media at all.

Contrary to popular belief, most US citizens don’t live in the NYC area

Hey Drew...save yourself the time of looking for next week’s “Haughty Dipshit of the Week”

You know Bill’s not gonna fuck you, right?

To indicate how little I think or care about the Patriots, I didn’t even realize they were missing from the list until I got to the end of #11 and went “Uh, Drew, aren’t there - like - 12 teams in the playoffs?”

You’re such a Chidi

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

I have no problems with any of this, except to keep the bowl games for schools that don’t get into the playoffs (sort of the football version of the NIT). And for the love of Zarquod, put the playoff games on broadcast television!