Twitter sucks extremely hard, but it’s nearly impossible to overstate the corrosive effect Facebook is having on public life, all the time, all around us.

I’ve never before seen someone break down windshield wipers like this. I stand in awe.

FYI: “coming onto female colleagues” conveys a VERY different meaning than “coming on to female colleagues.”

Since Barry Bonds is the greatest baseball player of all time, I also think he should have been a first ballot hall of famer.

Oh thank God, it’s not just me...I pictured everyone reading that like normal people while I sit here confused & feeling really stupid...

And that, kids, is the story of Jim Tomsula’s Best Thanksgiving Dessert Ever.

I think Drew answered the question wrong. The wife wasn’t saying swipe perpendicular. She was saying hold it perpendicular, which is what’s happening in the video. Weirdo husband does what dude in the video does, but with the stick turned 90 degrees.

I’m sure Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod have much better conversations:

why are we discouraging this? let them do it, and then we’ll know who the 4Channers are by their scent. everyone wins!

One day, I’m gonna be brave enough to accidentally walk into someone wearing camo and say “oops, sorry bud, didn’t see you there!” and walk off.

I think you feel like calling this “complex” or “nuanced” makes it so, but I can assure you it doesn’t. All you’re doing, at heart, is telling me that what Vin Scully reckons is just as important as what Kaep has actually said. This makes absolutely no sense.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

Show me a picture.

That whole ad campaign was low key hilarious.

we have to show total respect for our national anthem for our flag, for our country, we have to do it

Great performance in Zodiac, but severely miscast—doesn’t look a thing like Ted Cruz.

We, as a society, have missed out on an entire decade of “Tom Brady is dumber than a box of rocks” stories and I feel robbed.

“If Parks was a liberal fantasia, The Good Place is a dystopian mindfork”

Ha! She can’t say fork, like in the show!

It makes me happy to see east Tennesseans represented here, in comments and in the lovely composition.

I grew up near Knoxville and the Smokies are so overwhelmingly linked to my identity. We used to drive up and play at the Chimney’s picnic ground in the creek, which at least back then was pretty much locals only. The whole Pigeon Forge strip, which was still a tourist trap but a lot smaller and more exotic 20 years…