My response would be: if you want that kind of information, you might want to sit through a daily intelligence briefing once in awhile.

This is my great dream. How do we make this super concert happen?

McMullin on the other hand has still been good. Dude’s still fighting.

This is like Harley Quinn breaking all continuity and swooping in to save Batwoman. What the fuck is? There’s nothing even to compare this to. What even is this year?

I’m sure Mike Pence has just been telling them that they’re wrong to transition.

“In addition to reports of “knife fight”-like internal discord...”

Ok now look, y’all.

AJ Delgado on MSNBC is saying that any woman would have said something decades ago. I know I’ve never come forward about any of the crap that has happened to me. Does that make it so that they didn’t occur?

I have solid evidence that chicks love the pussy

Make America Grope Again.

I’m going to bring so many jobs back, you won’t believe it. You’re going to say, “Mr. Trump, please stop bringing all these jobs, we’ve got so many jobs, we can’t handle any more jobs.” I’m going to make Apple and all these other great companies, wonderful companies, make their products right here in America. It’s…

The shelters where I am (Savannah) let you bring your pets. Which is awesome. When I went through several hurricanes in Florida in 2004-05, the shelters wouldn’t let you.

Exactly. If someone said that they mentally clucked like a chicken before a big date in order to calm down, who am I to tell them to stop?

Yeah, I’ll take whatever psychological advantage I can before getting up in front of people and speaking. I don’t care if it’s just an advantage because I know it’s supposed to be.

It probably doesn’t work for everyone, but it certainly is one method of “getting your head in the game”. Everyone needs a method to psych themselves up for something. If this one works for you, keep doing it.

It must be the placebo effect, but doing certain power poses really helped me to kick ass in job interviews and feel more confident overall. I am still a believer, damn it.

So anyway...here’s a magic trick.

I wash my legs because I pee in the shower.

This whole fiasco has been like watching a beautiful croquembouche slowly collapse upon itself.

Everyone is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO upset about the divorce of the century.