I think she secretly had ALL those babies and someday they will stand on a darkling plain, spears glinting, and face up against the Jolie-Pitts. Just like the epic confrontation between Ayla’s two sons (am I remembering this correctly) in the trillionth sequel to Clan of the Cave Bears.

In one of the many rooms of Buckingham Palace, the Queen puts down her copy of Ok! and frowns. “What is a Pippa?” she asks.

I continue to not understand how the “turn on, tune in, drop out” generation gets to complain about literally any other generation, let alone be the complainiest. They complain about their parents, they complain about Millenials, they complain about Gen X…

Other Maine ‘drug-dealer’ names:

she is amazing, hello champion

My favorite Olympic event is watching Leslie Jones post about watching the Olympics.

Totally. I’m a lawyer, though this is not my area and I haven’t practiced in a minute, and I read this and was like “Um...where’s the fire?”