I’ve figured it out. Stop hiring people with weird names to secure your franchises future.

Is that intended to be a burn? Because you basically burned yourself by admitting you agree with “You wouldn’t download a car!”. Awful.

Things should be allowed to end.
Futurama had a fine ending.  Time to just let it rest.

Fuck that low hanging fruit bullshit.

‘After the attack by the “cycle ninjas,” Jesse unloaded his pistol, missing every shot only to have Amber, a secret crackshot’

I mean, not that secret. There were multiple scenes in season one of Amber training with guns on the compound, and she shot Jesse in the ass in the season finale from a reasonable distance.…

My favorite part of the episode was when Peacemaker pointed out how he too had been bullied in his youth by people calling him a bully and insensitive. The delivery of it was just near-perfect.

My money’s on the Lissons. Junior’s definitely too small-time—those are fancy MP5s they’re firing!—to organize such a hit after previously dispatching an over-the-hill wrestler in a Geo Tracker.

Offing Eli would definitely smooth the path for Jesse to piss away all of the Gemstone money into the Lissons’ coffers.

Maybe I’ll check this out; it looks soapy enough for me. I’ll also chime in to note that the term “Latinx” is worthless, and derided by actual Latinos. Using it doesn’t make you inclusive, it makes you look like a fool.

George: I just got back from the Southern rock festival... where nobody was masked.

He’s fantastic in this (we’ve watched the first two EPs). He’s terrible (in the best possibly way), and manages to look ridiculous but be incredibly menacing, and of course, without getting into spoiler territory, what the actual fuck?

If it’s ripping off a regular amount of money, it’s shitty. If it’s ripping off 3.5 million, there’s no such thing as a person who spent that kind of money on Pokemon cards who doesn’t deserve to be ripped off.

Yeah, I’d be lying if I said I realised how good Patrick was the first time around. But I did a rewatch with my partner (who was born in 1990 so missed most of the show in its original run) and that’s when I appreciated RP’s work. He gives one hell of a performance in ‘Via Negativa’, especially in a scene where he’s…

I’m ready for the Patrickaissance to happen. He was actually much better in ‘The X-Files’ than the rep he got.

Hot take: they should’ve made it without the Wachowskis.

I just realized that I have been thinking Lily James and Lily Collins are the same person this entire time.. they are not

Oh fuuuuuck this was the Always Sunny version of That 90s Show.  Bluuuuuuuuh!

This is what happens when you pretend that your vehicle for SNL stars featuring a ghost blowjob is actually a beautiful fictional universe full of wonder and magic for kids of all ages, races and genders. You forget that the theme song is a very obvious sexual double entendre and oopsie-doopsie imply some underage…

I want to know how a shirt owned by Vince Vaughn would fit Larry David. Is it a Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants situation?