@Ryan Jones: Mmmm.... okay.

@Gothamite88: No.

That was fun, but it's hard to imagine hipsters as violent street thugs.

So, how long does human breast milk take to curdle?

Wait wait wait... There was a total lack of disco in that trailer. I demand my money back for that preview.

Brooklyn is a country?

I'm pretty sure that this was at Tiger's request.

@johanoh123: Not the Doritos Brand globalized text book I've been served! It says economics matters, but I'll keep your secret for a price! I'm in the market for a new pair of collar bones since I've worn mine out during my Vegas inspired human centipede orgy last summer.

@johanoh123: That's why I barter with human organs, and cupcakes.

Yay for Lindsay! Now me next!

@sixiebubs: What you're asking goes against the laws of the Guild of Duplicitous Celebrities and the Royal Order of DoucheBags.

Jake and wha'? Awwww... not this sh*t again!

Wow, the pull of all this is too unbearable, but try buying new games with a shoe string budget. I have to plan around: cans of peas, creamed corn while somehow expecting to afford carfare, wifi AND this?

Is that Nadya Suleman's actual house in that video?

Bane is a gimp, Cat Woman is a domme and everyone is wearing black leather! This is going to be the kinkiest Batman ever!

Okay. So this is going to be the S&M Batman then.

@ITIL_Prince: I must defend my smart phone's honor! Have at thee!

@Qurtyslyn: From my cold dead hands you mean. (and teeth marks). I love this thing, as if it were a woman.

@UhuhSheSaid: About a few months after the towers fell I was walking down the street in Columbus Circle and this white couple spat at me. I am a lighter shade of swarthy so I could only assume they thought I was muslim. But it doesn't take much to rile up folks back home in NYC.

@pandaSmore: You're a terrible person! That's what!