When I think about bad comic to cartoon renditions X-Men-Evolution always comes to mind. If this came out, I'm pretty sure I would have died from an aneurysm. That sh*t looks #toxic.

I'm with Jim on being medicated. And after seeing him steal SNL last night, to have him sedated would be a crime against humanity.

That was great! And thank you for hosting again Ms. Apple. Can I get Fiona's number?

Alright, Jim needs his own show.

OMG, yes! Jim Carey as an animatronic monster! I'm having Disney World flashbacks! He does that a bit too well!

"you get a car!"

Jim is great!

They put a camera in her mouth.

They're just gonna have Jim do everything tonight.

Jim is "on" tonight! I loved his openning bit.

@alphaginger: Love pain sucks. It's worse than physical pain. I'm the last person to ask, but I'm a firm believer of burning bad memories to the ground.

I remember having physical pain as hallucination inducing as Ms. Silverman's, umm... experience.

@iamthejae001: Si dovrebbe davvero vedere un medico per questo!

@naturewill: C'est beaucoup de la technologie qu'ils couvraient des trente dernières années.

Maintenant, je me sens vieux.

I wasn't going to say it, but #WesternCivilzation has finally devolved into #porn. Not that it wasn't always trying to.

How the Kardashians made it here before the Romulans? I'll never know.

@Irin Carmon: Oh. Well okay. I always had the impressions that each individual writer had to "dig-up-stories." I picture everyone in fedoras that say press on them. It goes to show you how old I am.

I've been through far worse than any of these guys and all I owe are college loans.

They put Wesley Snipes in prison. Prison! But Christine O' Donnell still runs free. #2011 sucks already.