Demi’s not wrong either though.

Lazy #Activism

Probably because of all the veiled and not so veiled attacks on her for not making a public statement.

I was looking for this comment.

I hate this “thirst” term. It grosses me out, like “moist” or “panties”.

In his marriage to Jennie Garth too.

They look like Burning Man types. Neo hippies.

The Guardian spoke to Aislinn Pulley, co-founder of Black Lives Matter Chicago, who declined attending the gathering, saying it “would only serve to legitimize the false narrative that the government is working to end police brutality and the institutional racism that fuels it.”

And the only thing worse than hippies are GAY hippies. Being gay myself and having a lot of friends that go to Burning Man, I’ve seen my share unfortunately.

The hippies back home just seemed to smoke a lot of weed and ride their bikes around topless. But this was pre-Internet.

My husband’s grandmother at her 100th birthday party (attended by the city mayor): “I don’t let them give me flu shots. You have to give death a chance.”

Read all of the posts in Will Ferrell’s loveahhhs voice.

“Get that mic out of my fucking face. Take the g-damned flowers off my lap. I’m going to wipe that stupid smile off your stupid fucking face. And if you talk to me like I’m a 3 year old for another second, I may see 111 but you won’t see tomorrow”

These people should just keep their erotic fiction on their Geocities page or whatever.

That’s one dope ass name.

Somebody hold my cig, Flossie got to cut a bitch

IS FLOSSIE GON’ HAVE TO SLAP A BITCH?

They should try Tumblr. Much less likely to actually violate the company’s policies accidentally.

Instagram told Sally to slow her Mustang down, And put her flat feet on the ground, when all she wants to do is ride, Sally, ride.

I get the feeling this couple would enjoy their AMAZING SEX LIFE a lot less if they weren’t able to share it with the world. To help them love as well as they do, of course. Because they are only motivated by true altruism, of course. No attention whoring here, none at all.