I tried to watch it. I got two episodes in and realized I didn’t care what would happen to these people.

Holy shit, you get cake??

I mean he aint wrong, who writes a song and talks about their ex’s penis, it’s pretty messed up.

Um, yes. Since when is being a McKinsey alum a good thing? Advising companies on how to screw over their employees to maximize profits is hardly the type of things liberals would love. Mayor of a small town with racial issues he can’t discuss would be the top of the list for me. 

Yeah, fuck that old man for trying to tax rich people so he can let the poors see doctors and go to college.

Sanders has accomplished far more than any other candidate running except Biden, and in that case their ideologies diverge radically.

Bernie is the only one who can beat Trump.

This opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Holy shit, this is one of the most moronic articles I’ve ever wasted my time reading.

Definitely “Some stupid shit I did involved my hair getting cut and now I got to think fast.”

I wonder if this was the “Fuck those guys, let’s get them in some shit” lie or the “Some stupid shit I did involved my hair getting cut and now I got to think fast” type.

What kinds of fashion photographers do they hire over at H&M? None of those kids are remotely sexy.

Hm, let’s see; two black brothers associated to Smollett admit to faking a hate crime and Smollett, in the end, was more than happy to forfeit his bail and agree to community service and you still believe into this great conspiracy against poor Jussie? That’s cute!

It’s interesting that your immediate response is to try to find some way to gatekeep this commenter. It’s like if someone disagrees with you surely they can’t be Mexican or Puerto Rican enough.

No. All MCU narration must be done by Luis.

Now I’m hearing “All right, let’s do this one last time” in Rocket’s voice, and it’s glorious.

minus Yondu

Has to be Cheddar, not some common bitch.

Awww, Poe. :(

I met a hot guy in a kilt once! In Scotland! That same day I saw a bunch of puppies on a farm. It was a really really good day.