Oh my goodness, how cute, the AV Club has embraced the pull quote. Finally, we get to see golden nuggets of snark all blown up in block print so we know exactly which snarks are the snarkiest.

Pacific Rim is my go-to example of dispensing with boring set-up. The set-up is basically just “Aw shit! Monsters! But then, robots!”

He never was to begin with, Ridley went off the rails.

Oh, so the previous comments didn’t merge. Or maybe they’re in the process? I don’t know. This new site feels like a huge step backwards in order to achieve corporate synergy that only benefits the company and not the users.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

nothing wrong with any of the artists you bolded, don’t be snobby

I had this on my wall in 7th & 8th grade

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

I’m sorry, but that’s just silly. I’m Jewish and I don’t find this offensive. It’s just a twist that will probably be explained away as mind control or memory rewriting or a parallel universe Steve Rogers.

Forget the timeline, based on that segment I’m not even sure that I could explain to him that The Fast and the Furious and Fast & Furious are two different movies.

“Hey hun, would you mind spending the next couple of hours watching something that you have zero interest in?”

I think it’s safe to assume that by “a novel” he meant an Expanded Universe book...

There’s a perfectly good (and legal) version on the Wii U everybody. It even add’s new characters periodically!

Only Gawker would bitch about people giving away $45 billion of their fortune. I don’t care that it’s their foundation. How do you think the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation for started? I went to college on that. This is a great thing what they’re doing. Period.

That's fine. I'm just saying I think you feel that way because you didn't get it.

What's the point of this article? Did the blogger just have to get it off his chest that the new Zelda might possibly maybe be pushed to a new console? This should have been a tweet if no substantial evidence is going to be given to us. But hey, that's modern journalism for you. Blurt out your opinions and call it…

Emmitt Smith tried that once.

Way to be considerate to your dad. You seem like a good son.

why do you guys continue to think deadspin staff slack convos are somehow more interesting/funny than anyone elses?