Steph Curry is 28. 28 backwards is 82. Steph curry is known for shooting, or Shooting Basketballs Accurately. SBA, translated to numbers, is 584. 584 plus 82 is 666.

Steph Curry is the devil.

LeBron James wears 23

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Two in the pink, one in the...ear?

Hey, thanks for the fucking spoiler right in the title.

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

I present Yo Mama’s peanut butter bacon burger.

As a Poli Sci grad you say, “Do you want fries with that burger?”

Disgusting. Seamen flying everywhere.

It's impossible to listen to more than once, because it hurts. Transcribing is not possible.

“I’m feelin’ uncomfortable Mike, now, I’m gonna split okay?” - Macaulay Culkin

It’s funny, I had a similar thought in regards to Walgreens. It’s actually hilarious that the NFL treats its players like Walgreens treats its cashiers.

Honest question: If the NFL could quietly get away with simply ceasing tests for marijuana, would it?

Also, the NFL regularly scrutinizes any players who seek mental health assistance as “not mentally tough” which would make self reporting all the more unlikely and self-medication all the more appealing.

I take the elevator if I have to fart because I am a bad person.

To be fair, he’s got a really hot daughter.

$100 for rent!?

I just got fired for having my dick out against my work pc monitor. I really need to read the articles more thorough.