This here, this is Inflategate.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

Our tipster does not know what started the brawl

Raiders Fan Knocks Out Raiders Fan In Extremely Slow Fight

Fantastic.

I like Wonder Bread sandwiches with mayo!!!! That’s good food for whitey!

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

I mean, I thought I knew who Graham Splurt was, but I must have had him confused for some old porno actor.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

This guy seems like a fucking asshole.

He cellared an $8 bottle of Trader Joes wine. Is that....normal?

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

That’s practically an unstoppable force vs. immovable object situation. I wonder if we could duplicate the results? There have got to be plenty of vegan crossfit cultists.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.