Makes me want to a ride (ide ide ide ide ide) ... on heavy me-taaaaal.

Really depends on what part of the robot we're talking about. I'm not too particular about its feet, for instance, or its elbows.

The reservoir looks kind of ... low-hanging. Did this thing just get out of a hot bath?

"four-eyed folks were largely stereotyped as intelligent but physically weak"

Popular in the 1830s.

When I read "won over," I thought this had a happy ending, with photog and police coming to a comfortable agreement over what is and is not acceptable use of a camera. Silly me!

FABOO. Or FBOOK, with all sexual connotations deeply and most genuinely implied.

Is it still stealing if I send a crisp, new $5 bill directly to Barry M. Meyer before torrenting a WB movie? Hell, that way he doesn't even need to give the IRS a taste. I think I've solved everyone's problems. Next!

Loki, you are true to your name. Three points to you so far ...

I'm amazed at how often I find servers who have absolutely no clue how to use these things, even at relatively nice restaurants. It's like they think it's a drill or something.

But reading other people's boring and inane posts makes me appreciate the solid gold shit I lay down on a daily basis. If I unfriend all the mouth-breathers on my list, what am I going to do to feel awesome about how great I am?

More proof the RIAA doesn't know much about how the Internet works. This is like saying "Hey, the libraries are closed, guess that means students will actually have to do their own research now!" Hey dumbass: Most Wikipedia articles have lists of cited sources, many of which are scientific studies and articles from…

In addition, nobody needs a jacket fancier than a beige Members Only windbreaker, all sunglasses should be standard issue Ray Ban Wayfarers, and radio stations shall play nothing other than Tina Turner and Prince. Deviations will not be tolerated.

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Yeah, what he said. 'Cept for the women's bathroom part. There I do not tread.

If Apple really wanted to be secretive about it, it could have done something about what company was shown on their badges. Just temporarily put those 250 employees on the payroll of a newly established shell corporation named "Banana Boat Looky-Loos" or some such.

I think that's a photo of a prototype Intel sent over to the MIT Technology Review last month.

Tailgate, maybe?

A few bucks? Sounds like it'd cost half a season's budget.

I think seeing actual McDonald's food in these photos might ugly them up a bit.