The sad part is he probably thought he would get away with it because wealthy people do this all the time. They make headlines when the “pledge” to donate money and everyone slobbers over what great philanthropists they are. Then they spread the amount over several years, are frequently late giving the money they…

Come on. I am sure this mother feels absolutely terrible about this. And you can say you would be caring for your children all you want, but have you ever taken your eye off your kid to do something? Has your kid ever been excited to see something and run ahead and you lost sight of him or her just for a second? It's…

I’m staring at my oldest right now. He’s 17. I’ve been staring at him for 17 straight years. I need to use the toilet so badly. I’ve had to go since 1999.

This is the paradox of modern parenting. No matter what you do, you’re doing it wrong. I feel like social media isn’t helping in that people are constantly posting about it. Before maybe they just judged and talked shit behind parents backs. Now it’s constantly being debated across the internet. And it is almost…

Everybody’s a perfect parent on the internet.

“I’m Ruth. She’s Sandra.”

Sorry but Bushes who aren’t descended from Barbara are not canon. It’s like finding some obscure Knowles family member with no blood relation to Tina.

Once again...

10-key or bust!

I made this Hamilton meme and was proud of it so I figured I’d share it with the Jezzies!

Calling it now: Stryper groupies.

Sanders fills the same niche for the last people

... Muslims call him and tell him he’s right?

“She thinks you’re shit. And deep down, you know she’s right.”

He’s Steph when Andi rejected him. Lashing out b/c he can’t have her. (And I really hope people get this reference.)

Not too long ago (not long enough ago) I couldn’t get to sleep on a Sunday night. I was out of NyQuil (my favorite sleep aid) and the only liquor (my second favorite sleep aid) I had in the house was most of a bottle of Grand Marnier that I had bought to make a dessert. So I had a glass of that. Over ice. I felt like…

Fuck yeah, Rachel Bloom! Have ‘em eaten out your hand like they’re eatin’ that ass!

I’m biased, but yes. It’s legit hilarious. Watch some of the music videos on YouTube.

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