I’ve never seen such a well reasoned, thought out explanation of one’s economic anxiety!

Here’s a thought: How about just being a good person?

He takes his responsibility as a cultural trans ambassador seriously (he says he has come to “delight” in this)

Well, bless your heart.

Everybody has their kink.

Nothing to see here folks

So, lock her up?

I prefer the adventure where Ivanka is eating bologna sandwiches in a federal prison while Jared learns the fine art of mopping while his fellow inmates sing ‘Cinderelly, Cinderelly’.

daughter that he might want to date

I would not bet on a Democrat becoming governor of the state of Georgia in this cycle, but I wouldn’t count either of them out just yet. While south Georgia is most definitely predominantly rednecks, there are a lot more people in north central Georgia than everywhere else in the state. Democrats are likely to be much…

If you’re more than three feet away from a gun at any time within your own home can you even consider yourself safe?

The Loophole is the Poophole

Jake likes to be on the receiving end of the anal. That’s why he is known as “Pegging Jake” by all the local girls and the occasional goat.

I grew up in a rural area. I was never a big hunter (didn’t have the heart or the patience for it) but many of my friends were. One time, they finally dragged me out on a deer hunt. I remember standing in his backyard in the godawful wee hours of the morning with a few buddies, and about a 6-8 adult family members and…

I honestly cannot fucking believe that in 2018, there are still people who think the “I’m going to vaguely threaten to murder my daughter’s suitor if he impugns her chastity” schtick is either funny or appropriate in any way.

“You got honorable intentions on my pure good Xtian daughter, eh boy?”

There were bad people in that Waffle House on many sides, many sides.

You don’t get the Waffle House you want. You get the Waffle House you have.

The NRA has told Trump that, under no circumstances, is he ever to congratulate a black man for taking a gun out of the hands of a white man.

“You know what you signed up for when you entered that Waffle House.”