+1 for babby

I don’t know, their new deal could Be Best

Dumb and mean and racist.

Sweet, that’ll make 2 if I count my mother.

yous pinky ring, it’s nice

You know, Trump called him big Luther ‘cause he’s real tall and stuff. And Trump just made that name right up and no one had ever called him that before. Some people called him “Strangey” and some called him “Strange Dayz” (with a z) but no one ever called him Big Luther before.

Sure, but this guy sucks all the charisma out of the room and makes low-energy-Jeb! look, well, like high-energy-Jeb.

Weird, Cocaine Mitch used to be my nick name even though my name is Dan.

Blankenship would have the best chance of losing. He would also be another shameful greedy asshole to hang around the neck of the Rep. party.

I hope he wins. He embodies what the gop has become and is the candidate they deserve.

It varies from state to state.

“I hope this email makes its way to you and it causes you to take pause and reevaluate the issues at hand. This isn’t a race issue, this is an education system...”

Hey Brother, congratulations on surviving the FEMA camps of the last administration. My daughter wives and I were locked up for 2 years and they took most of my guns. But I had a couple stashed that they didn’t git. Merry Christmas Bitches

Brave, brave Sir Ryan:

hear, dammit, I meant hear.

I here he’s got a good shot at being the next Catheter Cowboy. Good luck at the audition.

Ivanka, “as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons”

I think they may be looking at possibly charging him with more crimes like that neck-beard. But, I’m not a lawyer so...

also, “as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons” was a great burn (I think for Ivanka)