“We don’t too kindly to book learn’n around these parts”

Yeah, she didn’t want Conway crushed by the falling tree, just stuck under it. Michelle was both funny and compassionate.

SHE’S A MOTHER!!!! LEAVE HER ALONE!!! LEAVE SUCKABEE ALONE!!!!

You’re on the right track. Probably something like this...

I’m actually old enough to remember who Dennis Miller is and that at one time, decades ago, he was kind of funny.

Yeah!!!!! Starrlene coming out of the gate with a “you people”. She’s a rare brand of stupid-crazy.

And, Santa is white. He just is.

“Also, being a “genius” in one field doesn’t prevent you from being a dumb fuck in every other field.”

I really love this headline!

It’s no “Call Me Maybe” but I can dig it.

There are some who call him............. Tim. No, no that’s wrong.

You would think so, but there are so many who are even worser.

I bet Willie would.

And FEMA camps (which I admit are better than I expected)

“You will never go broke convincing the stupid that they are clever, the privileged that they are oppressed, the dregs that they are the elite, and the unremarkable that they are special”

You know, there are no houses available to rent in Tuscany.

In an unexpected twist, the bastard son of the current president is actually loved and respected by Trump much to the dismay of Eric & Jr.

#dollatreedoug

No, I’m pretty sure this is Syria