This teenage girl puts herself out there and douche-bags like you want to pick apart her attire? What were you doing at 17?

plus cole slaw

Weird. I do the same thing but I blast this song so it drowns out the screaming. You should come over.

I think the name for this is ‘tuckercarlson’.

Or maybe she spotted Colonel Angus who was reportedly going down south about now.

I hope he is extra pissed that the investigation going on against him doesn’t leak whatsoever.

I’m not fond of his Trump voice but, Colbert does a great Mnuchin impression.

“...likes watching him on the equivalent of Yo Gabba Gabba! for angry, white supremacist retirees.”

The more exaggerated the hand/arm gestures usually indicates an increase in ridiculous bullshit. You know he’s lying when his hands are moving (they’re always moving).

Hold on, hold on. We know he is a big fan of Fredrick Douglas and there’s a rumor he wants to appoint him to replace Mumbles over at HUD.

It really wasn’t a fair fight.

This method is only slightly better:

You know, it would be nice if there was some kind of program that was available to people so they could be healthier and see a dentist regularly. I’m sure this edentulous fellow would appreciate that sort of thing.

Let the record show that the court accepts your plea of stanky racist bitch. Bailiff please take the SRB into custody.

#allbunniesmatter

So, “Don’t stop believin’” that...

But the door handle flies right off.

But she is committed to students learning in a safe and nurturing environment, so all you out there who want the kids to not learn in a dangerous and hostile environment can suck it!

She’s responsible for whispering. Her dad yells all the time (no indoor voice) so she whispers without saying anything. I think she calls it “architecting”.