Jewracaitor?

Ivared? Would she be happier if her part of the name came first? It doesn’t have the same ring to it.

scientist have been at this for some time now.

Smoking in bed is very dangerous. One could easily fall asleep especially when smoking “an aftermarket substance that wasn’t included in the original packaging”.

I’ll never be tired of winning

Jesus is fine. But if you want the real king of the Jews, you should ask Neil Diamond.

Ya know, if I was a scientist I’d try to figure out a way to clone hot dogs.

And that’s not counting the fact that 2/3 of the earth is covered in water. But I digress as we don’t use the metric system here.

I know it might sound strange but I believe he’ll be coming back before too long.

Well I say that’s just fine by me Dollywood and Bible Land are crowded enough without all ferners taken up space walkin round in there fancy loafers.

beaten out by 4 minutes is longer than it sounds.

I guess they all can’t date Tomi Lahren

My guess is that now they’d be okay with it.

Jade Helm is my favorite. Thank you Ted Cruz for intervening before the National Guard could take over the government.

If we kill the addicts then they won’t be able to overdose and kill themselves.

As far as I’m concerned there is only one Tiffany and she lives in every shopping mall in America.

Fake news, Alex was responsible for the BGM.

Classic Ming

Well, this was all before Jade Helm so...

I think Suckabee can better explain what you think you heard.