Damn Mike! (white Mike)

“Sadly for them, Neil has stopped touring due to Parkinson’s Disease.”

I hope it’s my dog. He’s a puppy now but smart and a huge pain in the ass. I am less likely to murder him if he might be the 1 dog in the world who can talk.

You never fail to disappoint!

Husband of med student here. $200,000 and paying over $700/month does nothing to reduce the principal. We can’t really afford to pay more than that and the only one in our family with health insurance is our 10 y/o.

Yeah, I realized buying a new i-phone twice a month probably wasn’t the best choice.

GFY

Winters and racist gun enthusiasts.

Yeah, that would be my wife.

Yeah. We’re fleeing Florida soon for California. I really like moving. And, as if $2000/mo isn’t enough rent here for a comfortable home 3/2, it looks like we’ll get to pay more for a relatively shitty place out there.

That’s dumb. I put mine in the toaster.

Arnold was taking the pictures.

I think he’s too young for different strokes.

You’ll get better odds on Steve Douchey.

I wonder what size taahrrs he’s got on his truck.

Good point and ironic too as I am terrified of plankton (and antique furniture).

Remember to hang your jacket over your chair.

I know he’s really, really smart and like a genius but I’m thinking he may not understand ecosystems and the food web and whatnot. Or how shit works in general.

They could have combined it with this ministry:

He doesn’t donate to charity.