“I was thinking he was a drummer for Spinal Tap.”

Queso blanco = white cheese

I’ll never understand how Tom DeLay wound up on DWTS and not in prison. I mean, I understand but wtf.

“he has the appearance of someone who would tap his feet in an airport bathroom stall...”

Monster trucks, racism and prideful ignorance are two of the factors that make Okaloosa county a shit hole.

I’m pretty sure it’s me. I am the least racist person in the world. I base that on a lot of studies.

Going to great effort purely out of spite and calling people donkeys makes me want to be your friend. You inspire me.

He must be watching Lets Make a Deal. Totally underrated by the way. Wayne Brady is very talented and those costumes. The Price is Right comes on right after then it’s off to “work”.

As a matter of fact, that’s exactly what I did.

Yes, winning isn’t as easy as Trump makes it look. Who knew?

Marijuana will never put cover sheets on TPS reports.

At age 80, I fully intend to take up heroin as my main hobby.

True. Except for the Bay Bridge-Tunnel. No one really needs to get there.

I do truly enjoy the CB mailbag.

47 y/o guy here. I’ve come across some great music both new and old on independent radio and places like Austin City Limits. Bands such as ‘Alabama Shakes’ & ‘Shovels & Rope’ are a couple I can think of off the top of my head that tell me that good music will endure.

I love that they had so much that they had to use their bulk cheese puffs container.

I think I know:

Omarosa knows how to reality t.v.

I hope you will, from now on, introduce yourself as “a Jew who is not Roy Moore’s attorney”.

The moore you watch it, the better it gets.