Also, they usually have both male & female ‘pinus’ cones on the same tree.

Fun fact: The scientific name for a pine tree is pinus.

See also shitty music.

We should all agree to say the word Alabama like this in all situations...

Yeah, it’s been a while but I’m sure about the Budweiser though.

Thank you for invoking my name!

This is good but I would point out 2 things.

There’s probably blame on both sides.

Thank you for that public service.

Stole it from Trevor Noah. Hopefully that’ll catch on.

“We love the blacks don’t we folks!”

#Denturedonald

I know I should be mad, but this is SO romantic!

I hear you. That supreme court bullshit must be avenged somehow.

My 9 year old disagrees w/you.

I object to this photo-shopping. President Eric Cartman cannot and never could swing a golf club like John Daly. He is fat though.

April should still be polite and send the white house a pie.

two-sheh

Yeah, they cheated. Both goals off-sides.