He shot his wife. She had it coming.

too-che

His wife maybe Muslim. Ever think of that?

I have no problem saying that this story has cheered me up today.

“except that he is real and representing a pedophile who most Alabama republicans still want in office”

I just feel good knowing he’s monitoring the situation.

Maybe he just wanted to sign a few year books.

Wine coolers! Now it’s Mike’s Hard Lemonade.

As embarrassed as I am that a completely incompetent, abhorrent, bully of a conman was elected president, I think it may be better than if he’d lost.

Okay Debbie Downer. Dems picked up 14 state house seats last night which was a surprise and got them to 48 out of 100 (a substantial gain).

The student loan one really pisses me off. It’s probably because we (my family) have a shit-load of student loan debt.

Obviously, she works for Qantas and is demonstrating the crash-landing position.

He’s my favorite.

Is that Australian Borat in the back?

It goes deeper...

SOCIALISM!!!!

I did not know this. Thank you! You inspired me to do some exhausting research on the subject and may be totally shocked by the evidence I somehow unearthed.

the A couple weeks ago, 5 teenagers killed a man by throwing a rock from an overpass into oncoming traffic. The story was covered nationally but didn’t seem to get much attention after the news cycle. As I looked at the picture of them, I imagined how different the coverage and response would have been if they had…

Yes. That’s how it works. Obvs.