Find and broadcast the pee tape (definitely exists) and all is forgiven.

Beat me to it. Love this!

It’s also an attack on the flag, national anthem, puppies, pick-up trucks, snakes (don’t tread on me bumper stickers - nice touch) , jesus, white santa, dodge, chevy, ford, the 2nd amendment, ronald reagan, mountain dew, trucker hats, tobacco (especially smokeless tobacco) and Thomas fuck’n Jefferson.

Exactly!!!

I have it on good authority that Donald took her furniture shopping...

“Besides, someone will just build a carpal tunnel under it anyway”

Dinosaurs are celebrities and therefore it is okay for them to grab ‘em by the pussy.

Please compile a list of Trump people who are not in some way tied to Russia.

Ha-ha. She got fired on her day off.

I’m pretty sure you’re pronouncing in wrong:

The highlight is about 2 1/2 minutes in...

That was great, thank you. Too bad I don’t have cinemax.

And waving his hands around a lot. All of his gestures (he’s got about 5 that he constantly repeats as he’s talking) are like little accents that attempt to give meaning to his bullshit.

That’s too bad because I enjoy listening while drinking my mutha-fuckin iced tea...

Please expand on this “something of value” you speak of...

I’ll just throw this out there...

I need Ozark season 2 and Dear White People Season 2, damn it.