Right. It’s called “architecting”.

You mean we’re not..... Special?

I think “Freedom Sauce” is what Bill O called something else.

Elaborate, yes. But not as elaborate as getting a phony birth announcement in the paper so that decades later your Kenyan son can become POTUS and impose Sharia law on everyone after taking our guns.

What if the cult doesn’t want you...

Exercise is good. Exercise is not a sport.

Hey man, look at that key. That key is huge. I’m just say’n it’s a big key.

Truck should just deflate its tires.

Maybe it’s not really the focus of this story, but can we talk about Patrick, the news anchor?

If we can count on him to do the opposite of everything he would normally do, I hope he gets another term.

Coincidentally, “Jesus Fucking Christ” is also being considered as a second option for naming the school.

Also, you know he has to have some kind of dungeon where he is into some hardcore-kinky shit. Lets hope there are tapes.

Is it possible to get “DOUG ALERT” on my phone?

Classic Spalding

I’ll allow it.

Just tell it to moooooove

How do you look at something very, very strongly?