I’m pretty sure you’re pronouncing in wrong:

The highlight is about 2 1/2 minutes in...

That was great, thank you. Too bad I don’t have cinemax.

And waving his hands around a lot. All of his gestures (he’s got about 5 that he constantly repeats as he’s talking) are like little accents that attempt to give meaning to his bullshit.

That’s too bad because I enjoy listening while drinking my mutha-fuckin iced tea...

Please expand on this “something of value” you speak of...

I’ll just throw this out there...

I need Ozark season 2 and Dear White People Season 2, damn it.

Right. It’s called “architecting”.

You mean we’re not..... Special?

I think “Freedom Sauce” is what Bill O called something else.

Elaborate, yes. But not as elaborate as getting a phony birth announcement in the paper so that decades later your Kenyan son can become POTUS and impose Sharia law on everyone after taking our guns.

What if the cult doesn’t want you...

Exercise is good. Exercise is not a sport.

Hey man, look at that key. That key is huge. I’m just say’n it’s a big key.

Truck should just deflate its tires.