Maybe it’s not really the focus of this story, but can we talk about Patrick, the news anchor?

If we can count on him to do the opposite of everything he would normally do, I hope he gets another term.

Coincidentally, “Jesus Fucking Christ” is also being considered as a second option for naming the school.

Also, you know he has to have some kind of dungeon where he is into some hardcore-kinky shit. Lets hope there are tapes.

Is it possible to get “DOUG ALERT” on my phone?

Classic Spalding

I’ll allow it.

Just tell it to moooooove

How do you look at something very, very strongly?

Or Florda.

Say hi to all your Breathen when you get there.

Yes! It is the shortage of maps in the U.S. education such as. We’re now seeing the results of that.

I really enjoyed that too.

Hey, Yankee Candle is great. You can pick up a gift for that certain someone who’s so hard to shop for and the smell of the store is just so relaxing.

She used “breathen” twice! The first time I just thought, oh typo. But then she used it again and capitalized it.

I allowed David Duke to read your letter, and he was like, “Damn, that bitch is racist!”

“How fucking dumb are you people?”