That you just threw out that you made a conscious decision to go to Hooters like it is no big deal is what frightens me the most about your comment.

I’m white, but I’m not THAT white.

I’m glad Oprah at least tried to point out that Trump’s being judge by his current words and actions. Deaf ears and all, but....well....I got nothing. I feel like there’s more give to a brick wall.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Tom is someone who constantly mixes up the use of their, they’re and there along with your and you’re, not to mention to, two and too.

North Korea, Russia probe, private e-mail servers, private use of government property, xenophobic travel ban...

Donald Trump didn’t dodge the draft five times only to have some son of a bitch not stand for the national anthem, amirte people?

Don’t worry about the cost. That’s Mexico’s problem. Just put in the purchase order for 1,900 miles x 65 feet of the bullet-proof see-through flame-retardant laminate. Thx

Ummmm hellooooo! It’s totes real...

“Well, fuck. How am I going to get all these elephants into Italy?” - Hannibal

To quote a wise Jedi master, “Who is more foolish — the fool, or the fool who follows him?”

It converts to exactly Fuck You pesos. I believe if my math is correct.

Plenty of folks have been able to see through this shit for a long time, Donald.

‘You don’t need the wall on the mountain. You have a mountain which is a wall.’

I haven’t seen proof that’ll convince me of that. I am however convinced that they’re filming a new reality TV show starring Trump in the White House.

I work for a glass laminating firm. We make a type of laminate that is opaque in ordinary use, but, if energized, it becomes transparent. It’s about 60 bucks a square foot. My math says the wall will cost eleventy killion dollars. MAGA! Make America Glass Again.

The president also expressed his fear that without the wall, drug dealers could use catapults to throw “a hundred pounds of drugs” and “hit somebody on the head.”

U.S policy, foreign and domestic, is almost completely driven by Trump’s need to save face...