Darn right it hauls.

I win.

Challenge accepted. Spotted in Vancouver a couple years ago.

A no-brainer really

I see your Mr.T and raise you dirt art:

Bill does have his moments, and this is a good one! The bit about Outside Agitators was especially pointed.

I believe Bill Maher covered this Friday night. In case Jeff missed it because he was in bed:

So who was he before the deleterious effects of the One Ring (pictured on his left hand) took hold?

It’s becoming a reflex: every time I see that face, I say to myself...

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”

Coincidentally, my bachelor party was six guys dressed like Columbo, getting handies in an alley behind a Dave and Busters - from a tired hooker we found on Craigslist...

Not one T.C. in the bunch?

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.

I don’t feel like demanding “proof,” because I don’t think we need to have a misogyny-off among women. I think black women, and all women of color, suffer WAY more oppression in every single other area. But it’s hard to tell who is more sexually harassed in public.

Why is the Today show giving this sexual predator the time of day?

Uh, they’re obviously having a great time doing cool, retro, live in the moment things. Probably having rosé in the park, and then having a planned, yet impromptu roman candle party.

Nice try. That’s just what everyone would want me to think.

Did Gutiérrez replace his divot? Someone else may want to take a penalty kick later on.