Less surprisingly, he’s the only member of the trio still living.

Austin Rogers is his stage name. That is clearly Val Kilmer:

He didn’t want to take any chances.

Tell us more...

There he is, making that stupid fucking Pursed Butthole face again. I swear to God, he is making that face every second of every day. Normal people do no make this fucking face.

I mean, did she have too many ribs removed, or something? Normal people just have more vertebrae than that. I can’t parse what’s going on.

You and America both tbh

What. The. Fuck.

So Trump hosted an event for Hispanic Heritage Month? Gonna let Jeff Sessions kick off Black History Month? Better yet have Sessions host a luncheon on MLK Day.

This guy is amazing. I love that he’s willing to risk so freaking much in double and final Jeopardy. The other night the guy needed to just wager over $2k in final Jeopardy to guarantee a win, and he wagered something like $20k. It’s funny to see people win a day of Jeopardy with like $10k-$15k, and then this guy will…

I’d just like to draw attention to that dumpy-ass disaster that Melania is wearing. Why is that waistline there? She looks like a cheerleader with scoliosis.

♬ Nobody knows in Am-er-i-ca
Puerto Rico’s in Am-er-i-ca! ♬

I can predict the outcome of the investigation: They are holding it wrong...obviously!

You’re mom’s the worst company in the world! :P

The curved screen is a feature!

Likewise, if rowing can be an Olympic sport, so can operating the Staten Island Ferry.

“beat” means: I send them money for steel?

FYI - Miranda will be a guest on Chris Hayes tonight at 8 on MSNBC, discussing PR and Almost Like Praying.