reminder of what people at one time thought

No mention of the fact he personally trampled two people to death at a Who concert?

That’s ok, he taught me about Richard Petty and Bill Elliott, so I guess I can return the favor...

Actually, yes, but I didn’t want to write an exhaustive list. Besides, your racist uncle will have no idea who Hammurabi and Justinian were.

Rose was also hoping he could go to the funeral and make a move on Kobman’s younger sister.

It was horrible that, while Kobman was hanging on for his life, Pete Rose bet a teammate $100 he wouldn’t be able to hold on.

I can’t imagine waking up and being this judgemental of a clothing brand.

Is that a photoshop or is Trump getting less orange? Is this like when E.T. is dying?

He’s not doing something so mundane as just making up countries: he is living almost entirely inside his own head. To somebody as narcissistic as Trump (not to mention the very real possibility of dementia!), the outside world exists only to lavish him with praise and tell him how wonderful he is. Full stop. He’s not…

In other news, Dimentiabone is my new band name.

I couldn’t ever interview Trump because, after listening to him for 5 minutes, I would just totally snap and scream “SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”

Moment of silence for the crotchety cognoscenti who can’t resolve the purity of the cycle against the impurity of review.

This injury means Liverpool will finish between 3rd and 5th. Had he stayed healthy, they’d have finished between 3rd and 5th.

Cannabis indica, can’t forget that one.

I’m from New Jersey. NO ONE gets to be Mayor of Newark without breaking at least a half dozen laws. The only reason his skeletons haven’t come out is New Jersey does NOT vote Republicans into the Senate.... (Our last elected Republican Senator was in 1972....) Suddenly facing scrutiny in a national election will…

Get a hobby.

I beg your pardon, sir. There simply is no feeling quite like a fresh under armor shirt on your nipples. Sometimes when I’m feeling blue I’ll fashion them as diapers under my work pants. Their clothes are extremely versatile and delightfully gratifying, and I’m just not going to stand here and let you slander them.

On that topic, I find it a little curious that The Root uses the word “marijuana,” which to me has racialized connotations that “cannabis” doesn’t.

Remember, Weed=Black/Latino. No way they’ll give that prohibition up on the national level. Too many whites think that legalizing will allow “these people” to prey on their kids. Now, who wants some Oxy?

woah.. thats a lot of money... i think ill just use the old school aproach of using a wall and a hammer to turn any car into any car thank you