And then he’d stiff the little person paying him a fraction of the agreed amount.

“And by the way, I’d be the first to admit mixed. I’m a guy that will tell you mixed. There was no mix there.”

I gave him a dollar. I thought he’d go away if I gave him a dollar. 

You have confidence in your digestive system. I salute you for that.

I suggest this product. Hook it up to you kitchen faucet and use as a source for your drinking and cooking. It only filters the cold line...

I love my dead gay frog!

I’m gonna have to take issue w/one of those, Gemma... (she’s British)

Wow, the fake email story under “What Else” is pretty awesome. I wish I was better at cyber.

“He’s got gumption; no doubt.”

FUPA, huh.

I didn’t fully appreciate your story until the last sentence. “They might have been high” was such a nice diversion from an otherwise depressing thread of comments.

Apparently, it will get you laid. Just take it to the park w/you Mac Book and wait.

I prefer this one...

Wow, this really made me laugh.

Wow, this really made me laugh.

“But, but, but, I’m ENTITLED to a new truck! To drive anything less dissenfranchises me! It’s racist, it’s sexist, it’s discriminatory against the “working class”!”

and childcare!