Pretty long article. Did it mention any franchise opportunities? I live in Florida so... you know.

“Tea Party psycho” I like that. Yay Freedom Caucus!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

You can’t do architecting without the sexy-secret voice.

“Argentinian with a splash of Nazi”

Dad!?

Patrick Reed. Cause he’s a dick.

“Pffft… Whatever. Kids these days are too soft. Back in my day we walked 10 miles in the snow just to get shot in the face. And did we complain? No.”

I know it’s not really any consolation but I’m pretty sure Ben Carson is sleeping 19 to 20 hours/day.

I know it’s not really any consolation but I’m pretty sure Ben Carson is sleeping 19 to 20 hours/day.

That is really frightening.

Yeah, but the bathrooms were probably clean right?

Once you’re done educating yourself on bears I have another safety concern you may want to check out...

Drugs. I’d say drugs. Do them. Lots of them.

and lab coats.

Maybe Rick Perry can explain the economics going on behind all this.

As long as it is live-streamed

“congrats again on your single minded quest to destroy infrastructure used by 6MM people every single day”

Dog racing needs jockeys. Stuffed animals maybe with goggles.