It’s a disease, so therapy.

Me & your dog should definitely hang out sometime.

You are no doubt well versed in the mysteries of nature!

False flag!

Do you need help? Sounds like someone’s being repressed.

Right! I mean if these guys can do it then why not everybody?

This post is super good!

Turned the phone horizontally?

Thanks for bringing the relevant facts Debbie Downer...

Classic Purvis

False flag fail?

#muchinertia

Sometimes, there just aren’t enough rakes.

I have family in Venezuela who have been denied their vote because they were not Chavistas. I have family members who have been murdered. Family members who struggle to find food.

Sorry, but you have no clue. If the U.S. is supposedly funding these protests (which they aren’t) then how come they have “makeshift RPGs”? Certainly, if we gave a fuck, we’d smuggle in some proper weapons.

Cocaine works the best.

Yes. Yes it is.

“I masturbate furiously while talking about pop culture topics (i.e. Brangelina, YOLO, Hitler youth)“