Well........ That guy in the picture looks like he’s really put in lots of work and seems to have a very thoughtful expression on his face.

Yeah, clean water and air are for pussies!

“I had a few less dollars in my pocket and feared a bit more for my job because of all the new hyper-regulations...”

No, no, no. GOP just wants to expand my freedom! Like, right now I’m free to go out and purchase any number of luxury vehicles or properties or even a helicopter. Now that there’s gonna be all this competition there will be loads of healthcare plans that I’ll be free to purchase. The fact that I won’t be able to…

Hi, someone else reading here. It’s almost like healthcare was great and affordable before and then Obamacare ruined everything. This guy’s employer once paid for great coverage and suddenly couldn’t even afford to subsidize similar coverage by maybe shifting some of the burden to the employees.

Chess. I approve of chess, gardening (particularly shrubs), arranging small rocks in circles or other shapes, and improvisational meditation. This list is subject to change/expand.

Just watched this last night... I highly recommend

Still not specific. It could’ve been June 9, 1997.

“I wish most of the real estate industry would go jump off a cliff. Preferably a very charming cliff in an exclusive gated community, with imported Italian landscape boulders at the bottom of said cliff.”

“I’m sure Ivanka will issue some vague statement in that breathy, pretend-thoughtful voice she uses, then go home to her mansion, fall asleep ensconced in thousand dollar sheets, and sleep the sleep of someone who gives not a solitary fuck about this.”

Hey, I’m just an idea guy. Sharks have rows of teeth making the fake vampire teeth a pretty good idea, I don’t mind telling you.

He should have foregone the red lipstick and gotten some of those vampire teeth instead.

Or they could just play softball, go bowling or play golf.

Jade Helm part II? (only more secret this time)

Do you plan to cancel your membership? (honest question)

Too bad didn’t get around to taking all the guns away, FEMA camps and Jade Helm.

Solid burn there, Norm

So she’ll be suing for eleventy billion then.

Your stupid, rhetorical question doesn’t deserve a response as you can’t possibly have a clue as to what has been going on there for quite some time.