Not to put too fine a point on it, but the actress probably appreciated the…ahem…extra room

Welcome to Earth 17

They need to start a gorilla patrol.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I heart Candice Patton. If she and Katrina Law had a tv show, I'd watch it on a loop Infinite Jest style.

Too soon :(

Without knowing precisely what the cause was, would you say its time for us to crack each others' heads open and feast on the goo inside?

But psycho was in black and white!

Something something fish lips

*picks up mic*

Off topic, but my friend dreamed about you last night. She said she was terrified.

They want them to stop wearing fictional fur? I don't know if they'll like the alternative…

By the way, does anyone know as to the quality of Affleck's performance in the movie Phantoms?

I think it's safe to say they don't have a clue

"Why is your head so big?"

I hear Rick Famuyiwa isn't doing anything…

Jackmerius Tacktheritrix?

God, I wish

Remember, Ann Coulter once used an episode of Seinfeld to justify her comments about interracial couples.

It's how I make sure I'm not dreaming. Leo DiCaprio spins a top, I check if Dick Cheney is still a monster.

Michael Bluth visits the border wall, dozens of undocumented immigrants enter the US