I'm slightly relieved to know I'm not tee only one to see the stupid irony of this.

The producers must've given notes from the underground

I cant enjoy a movie without a full hibachi grill in the seat in front of me

Oppa Birdman style!

Of course it's safe, it's chock full of nanomachines, son!

I realized that I have no idea what Bannon sounds like, and just assumed he made that Body Snatchers scream

"Where the fuck did Monday go? "

It's becoming increasingly difficult to listen to Bowie's more sincere albums and not feel an extreme heartache

I choose not to ask that question because both potential answers are terrifying

Freud would be giddy

Watch a mush mouth and a robot fumble their jokes on weekdays!

I feel like Manimal whenever someone talks about how crap the new52 was. I mean, it was, but there was some damn good, all time high material in there that was swept away by rebirth

What do you mean? Batman v Superman was a laugh riot!

I don't think he gets it

I haven't gotten around to that show yet, but I'm guessing you're disagreeing with me

Basically a list for future "My World of Flops" articles, barring the ones that have already the priveledge

What about The Cape?

As excited as I am for the show now, I do hope that later seasons cut loose and introduce X Man or Warlock or all the other insane shut that somehow made it into X Men lore

The part cutting between Rick finding and shooting the bicycle zombie and the black dad struggling to gun down his wife is so elegiac and beautifully morose, I'm almost entirely convinced it happened on a different show to the skull thuddingly boring grind that is The Walking Dead

I don't know how to respond to that except by vomiting in anger