Watson is definitely good, but not nearly as good as the actors in Olive Garden commercials. You genuinely feel like they are enjoying Olive Garden, which they aren’t.

Publicist #5: (Perravieja, who is not a publicist, but who read Dirt Bag this morning)

His tongue is sticking out of the corner of his mouth, so kind of mumbly.

Pain seems to demand more, it requires a particular eloquence born of empathy and reflection of which Trump is incapable.

I saw this comment on a similar article elsewhere and I love it so much that I want to share:

We get it Helen you’re the smartest person in the room.

My wife has two degrees from UC Berkley, including a Women’s Studies minor and thought this article was a huge reach and actually chuckled a few times as I read it aloud to her (confession: I may have dramatized my reading a bit). I guess I should tell her that she has no critical thinking skills now?

President Trump: God damn Jews. Every. Single. Time.

Same.

I love The Rock and I don’t feel bad about it.

Usually it’s pretty tough to bring (and win) federal suits against municipalities in these types of circumstances, but it seems like, given the “officer’s” history, Edwards may have a strong case for municipal liability here, probably based on a failure to train/supervise theory. An award of money damages in a civil…

The best PR person is the one you convince the public does not exist.

He’s kinda the reason why I wanted to be a vampire in my latter teens. I mean, more his vampire...

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

The budget was also seen as a victory for Democrats because it lacked nearly every cut Trump wanted to make—including the ones to Planned Parenthood, the NEA and Public Radio/Television. It’s a pretty sweet win for a supposedly weak and out of touch Party.

Well said My favorite is when the men complain they didn’t want responsibility and act like the girl is gaining something huge from them The should thank god the woman is doing all the hard work and they can just walk away The way people think makes me ill. Bitch about girls getting pregnant or bitch when they won’t…

LOL

I’ll tackle that second question. To preface this, I am transgender and medically transitioning.

You should read the article, it answers your question.