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Every time a beloved famous person dies, my brother reminds me that it’s all preparation for the death of Hanks. :(

Nice one.

Yeah, I think that’s the big “if”.

If he pulled a gun, which I doubt very much, I could see a cop mistaking that for a deadly gun instead of a toy gun.

I love you, girl. I’m sorry you have to see this and get triggered.

There is literally no reason for anyone to manufacture a BB gun that looks like that.

No, we cannot agree on that. Addiction is a complicated beast, and every individual person, parent, and addict is different. The only thing all addicts have in common is their addiction.

I’m so sorry for your loss.

Sorry you are being reminded of your grief so publicly. Being in VT where there is a huge epidemic, I have sympathy for the police feeling totally overwhelmed and trying to get the message out that you shouldn’t be driving a 4-year-old while you are shooting up (because they actually drove off the road, weren’t

I’m so sorry you lost your brother. Condolences to you and your family.

well said. sorry for your loss

That’s fucked. Heroin is destroying lives and this is the response? Not advocating good rehab programs, not railing against a rehab industry that exists only to Hoover up government money by keeping people hooked for as long as possible and relapsing as often as possible...nope, let’s just post photos of people at

Her “you know, I think you’re asking very negative questions” line drove me nuts. Ooohhhhh no, I’m being asked a very valid question that’s tough for me to answer.... I know, I’ll deflect and call the interviewer a big meanie weanie and not actually answer the question!

She is not behind Trump nationally in poll averages, and she’s not behind him in any electoral college map.

When asked why she didn’t discuss her pneumonia diagnosis until after it became abundantly necessary to do so, she said she “didn’t think it was going to be that big a deal.”

I’m only four months in and I AGREE, I AM AN INSPIRATION. Looking for a maternity bike jersey with big text across the back reading “BE IMPRESSED BITCHES”, but unfortunately those don’t exist.

Sadly it doesn't get any better after they come out. You be surprised by the amount of people who don't move to let you sit with a baby strapped to your chest.

Dear Olivia Wilde: fucking tell me about it. If I weren’t such a nice person I’d start assaulting people with my belly just to get them to let me sit down on occasion. (As is, I’m just gonna stay on this bike for as long as I can...)

This needs so much more love.

I respect that the author had the patience to save that gem of a sentence until the end. Bravo.