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It’s working for me.

I get how a city can be a character. The New Mexico setting for Breaking Bad led to some seriously stunning cinematography and definitely lent additional weight to the characters.

This is bad but my first thought was “finally a father’s bad parenting is getting some outrage.”

Eh, if it was a choice between hours of dialysis every week and a monster’s kidney, I’d go with the kidney.

This is SUCH a Lifetime movie. Fun fact: I grew up with a guy who wrote scripts for Hallmark Channel movies for a bit. One was about a chef who moonlights as a private detective.

If I get to Hell and it doesn’t look like Times Square, I am going to be genuinely perplexed.

I used to work nearby Times Square, and it was so awful that I would add to my commute time by walking around that black hole of humanity.

Each of these photos is hilarious if you replace the last noun in their inane commentary with “cocaine”:

When Times Square is your idea of “traveling” in NYC, you’re officially doing it wrong.

Yeah, this lasy is an asshole, but she’s my kind of asshole.

This is well said. Even if nothing traumatic happened to this dude, he didn’t become who he is today in vacuum. At least some people in his life either let his disgusting views of women slide or actively encouraged them.

#masculinitysofragile, that’s what

The judge? No, they shouldn’t, but they shoudl rail against him, and if he’s elected, which he likely is, they should work to ensure that this is his last term.

Ankle monitors are definitely useless when the offender lives six miles from the victim. Even if the authorities had been alerted when he cut it off, by the time they figure out exactly where he’s going and get there, the woman would be dead. Really, really stupid. Let this guy sit in jail an await trial.

But he was such a promising young man. Locking him up wouldn’t have done him any good!

How is a man who violently kidnaps a woman not refused bail? HOW? A fucking tag isn’t some magical amulet of protection, it’s a piece of plastic that works only on the principal that a very bad man will want to obey the law all of a sudden because he’s wearing a trinket.

“It’s always special to win at the Hampton Classic.”

For sure. Like, what else are you going to write when you are mandated to defend this POS who slipped custody? You still have an ethical obligation to file the obligatory motions and whatnot. What the hell else are you going to argue? What do you have to lose?

Ya know Rich this is actually a very specific fantasy I have and I don’t appreciate you mocking my deep seated psycho-emotional trauma.

Yes. He’s a dolphin.