“It’s always special to win at the Hampton Classic.”

For sure. Like, what else are you going to write when you are mandated to defend this POS who slipped custody? You still have an ethical obligation to file the obligatory motions and whatnot. What the hell else are you going to argue? What do you have to lose?

That is a genius line. I went green with envy because now it will never be mine.

God damn it. First Lady Ghostbusters and now Lady Ghosts? STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD!

If you don’t know what it is, then how do you know it missed the mark?

right? like, curse this contract that obligates me to read every single one!!!!

I’m dead. Officially. Currently commenting as a ghost.

Ya know Rich this is actually a very specific fantasy I have and I don’t appreciate you mocking my deep seated psycho-emotional trauma.

Yes. He’s a dolphin.

Allahu Aloha Akbar

while this is, of course, true

God I just want hundreds of women to flock to this beach wearing a burkini in protest. See what they fucking do then.

from the boston globe:

Her new biz is a management business. For management. Representing and publicizing models, actresses, maybe other entertainment-related folks? We’ll see. Her foundation is a not-for-profit devoted to women’s issues, and in particular to fighting the shaming of victims. Has existed since at least last year.

Someone can dedicate their life at any moment, though. It doesn’t necessarily mean their entire past. If it’s her new vow, it’s a good one.

She is so unapologetically herself, and after weathering fragile egos determined to keep her down. I love her.

And child brides aren’t rape victims?

I say that if pursuing this calling helps her feel better, then we leave her be. She’s not likely to convince anyone of anything, nor harm anyone else.

I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.