You should totally get with Lannister and pitch this idea.

Oh god yes! Make this happen!

TBH, I would watch that.

Would. Watch.

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I’m sure he’s not writing their tweets...

Maybe at her sentencing, Abby Lee Miller can perform an interpretative dance, demonstrating how remorseful she is. With scarves, lots of swirly scarves, and a breakdancing interlude.

Wino forever

That is not true. Limiting access to guns will affect those who have a short-term down turn by removing a method with a high perceived level of certainty and short planning stage, much like limiting access to lethal drugs does.

People missing the point will try to point out that she apparently was only using a pistol at the time, so likely not a type of gun that is currently being targeted by gun control advocates. But the real point is the disconnect between the dream—I will use this to protect my family!!!—and the reality—that it is far…

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

“Earlier you said all men have a fantasy of being teenage girls. Do you still have that fantasy?”

“Exploitation is bad. Let’s put more blood on the naked teenager so the audience understands we think exploitation is bad.”

Know what’s gross? That Walking Dead dude’s hair. You are not an emo 15 year old. Stop it. (Those kids look terrible too)

Not until after a year of cutting ribbons at local gun shops and meat product emporiums.

Remember when The Force Awakens came out and some dudes were like “Carrie Fisher aged poorly” because she looked like a 58-year-old actress playing a character in her late 50s/early 60s?

I read it last summer and recommend it without hesitation to anyone with even the slightest bit of interest in medieval culture, combat, or law. Absolutely awesome.

Adding to my Goodreads list!

And here I was, wondering what to do with the e-book settlement money burning a hole in my pocket. Thanks for the rec!