Oh, I know she’s not. In fact, she measures two weeks behind, so...dainty baby. Lol.

Ha! I had “the boot” exactly 2 months ago. Two doctors were pulling on my son, and I heard one of them mumble: “he’s REALLY stuck, isn’t he?” Did make me feel better about not being able to push him out of my vagina, despite pushing for the two previous hours. I wanted to kiss that Doctor when she proposed the c…

Yeahhhh VBAC! *high five* I had one 6 weeks ago. I’m still happy that I did it but ugh I’m so tired of being achy. I had my check up yesterday and the doctor said everything is healed but my vagina still feels like it’s been f’d hard anytime I’m on my feet a long time, sit on a hard surface a long time or any type of…

My birth story: All except one of my friends laboured for hours or days, and then had to have emergency c-sections, while their bodies were taxed. They had horrible experiences. I did the research about vaginal vs. C. Both have risks. I chose to have an Elective c-section with a rested body. Didn’t feel anything. Was…

Actually giving birth vaginally is basically like taking the biggest, most burning shit of your life.

Welp, looks like I’m keeping this IUD in forever.

Thank you. I’m trying on the healthy diet thing but right now all I can eat is saltines and ginger ale because morning sickness is a thing and I’m not done my 1st trimester yet.

I love that she’s not buttercup

RE: c-sections- It really varies. My first was an emergency proceedures and while there was ZERO pain I could tell I was being touched. With #2 it was planeed and they had time to dopen me up better. I felt nothing that time. Recovery was still a bitch though.

My kids used to play with my Star Trek dolls and when my son would be Q, his sister would get mad when he was a jerk. All I could do was shrug and say he's staying true to character.

I told my husband that my c-section felt like being a suitcase that was being unpacked and then repacked but everything was being put in a slightly different place than before. Or like being pummeled and tugged at while wearing the biggest winter coat ever. But after 40 hours of labor due to preeclampsia I was happy…

That is much more sophisticated than my 6yr old nephew and 4yr niece. They reenact the Plants Vs Zombies video game.

Yup. Nobody, NOBODY tells you about the sound. The pain I can deal with but fuck, that sound is something I can still remember and he is 18 years old. It is the most horrifying sound you will ever hear happening to your own body.

aww crap. I’m so scared, my husband was 11 lbs, my brothers were 10 lbs and 11 lbs and my nephews were 9 lbs and 11 lbs. I’m pregnant and I just have a feeling I’m gonna have a giant fucking baby and I’m so fucking scared. But I feel like I could take a punch in the concha.

I had an unplanned c-section after having my water break but little/no dilation or contractions & no progress after being given pitocin & laboring for 9 or 19 hours. I had no idea what to expect & how uncomfortable the whole thing would be. While pain isn’t the right word, I found that boot-mud sensation really,…

My grandmother said childbirth was “like shitting a grand piano. With the lid up.” Grandma was right

yeah, no one told me that the spinal block for a c-section makes it not hurt; you can still feel it. that was a surprise.

....Where was your uterus before?

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DiCaprio is terrible in everything. Full stop. However, he might be ok in the Johnny Depp biopic. I think he could really immerse himself in the role of entitled, overrated shitbird.